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Got an email from ASU’s president about “sexual violence”. Excellent avoidance of the word “rape”. 👍

compajim:

If you are American and refuse to call college anything else but uni, fight meeeee

kaleidosc0pe-dr3am:

phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

Holy shit I love this show

fatandnerdy:

OMG I JUST HIT 10,000 FOLLOWERS! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
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The cheeseburger necklace and Docs (size 10 womens) are lightly used, but the rest are brand new, never used or worn. I made the skirt for myself so some of the seams have raw edges or are a little wonky, but none of them show! The waistband is 43” and it’s 19 1/2” long.

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  • Giveaway blogs are ineligible
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Thank you guys so so much for all your love and support. You’re all so super amazing and wonderful and I love you! Also, use coupon code tenthousand in my store for 10% off through the end of the giveaway! 
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breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the water drops look like stars.


THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the water drops look like stars.

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

shakethecobwebs:

people will always call out people for saying “fuck skinny bitches” but when the diet commercial comes on, when the fat jokes are being made, when conversations about how fat people are detriments to society are underway, when a size 6 expects her size 26 friend to go with…

So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why?

cracked:

codyjohnston:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

#LaughablePenisRights

#NotAllLaughablePenises

And then we built a Tumblr (operational) and a dick-shrinkin’ beam (in prototype) to further that twisted agenda, without ever stopping to write thoughtful, empathetic articles (that still bring the jokes) like this.

Baggetta gets it.

Baggetta gets it.

I’m taking two astronomy courses this semester and school starts tomorrow. The space posts are returning, brace yourselves.

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

if you wanna be a hoe be a hoe, lifes short treat yo self
Anonymous

kasicosta:

i like u, anon. u r cool.

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

fatandnerdy:

OMG I JUST HIT 10,000 FOLLOWERS! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!
Click the pics for captions with more info on what you’ll get. Basically, you get a bunch of cute doodads, a handmade skirt, any 5 buttons from my shop - fatandnerdy.storenvy.com and a pair of Doc Martens. 
The cheeseburger necklace and Docs (size 10 womens) are lightly used, but the rest are brand new, never used or worn. I made the skirt for myself so some of the seams have raw edges or are a little wonky, but none of them show! The waistband is 43” and it’s 19 1/2” long.

Here are the rules!

  • You must be following me and be living in the US
  • Giveaway blogs are ineligible
  • Have your ask open and be willing to give me your address
  • Both likes and reblogs count
  • Winner will be selected using a random number generator
  • Giveaway ends August 29th at midnight 
  • Leave this caption intact!

Thank you guys so so much for all your love and support. You’re all so super amazing and wonderful and I love you! Also, use coupon code tenthousand in my store for 10% off through the end of the giveaway! 
Good luck everyone!