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indykatya:

"My grandpa asked for some videogames for his birthday."

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I think you’re forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

It happened. @compajim #THETRUCK!

It happened. @compajim #THETRUCK!

Comin’ at you with landscape photos straight from the desert 🌵 (at I10- Desert Center)

Comin’ at you with landscape photos straight from the desert 🌵 (at I10- Desert Center)

Family Reunion weekend. It’s been real, Carlsbad 🏊🌊 see you in 2016.
 (guest appearance by one of my favorite cousins) (at Ocean Palms Beach Resort - Carlsbad, California)

Family Reunion weekend. It’s been real, Carlsbad 🏊🌊 see you in 2016.
(guest appearance by one of my favorite cousins) (at Ocean Palms Beach Resort - Carlsbad, California)

Sooo I have an hour to pack and all that jazz. I need energy but I feel so sick.

riothurl:

dysfunctionalqueer:

the-bi-furious-whovian:

imminentdeathsyndrome:

Indoctrination begins early for the feminist agenda. Get ‘em while they still can’t formulate their own opinions about the world and fill them with the lies that will support your ideology. Didn’t the fucking Nazis do that?

AS A JEWISH FEMINIST I AM HEREBY INFORMING YOU THAT YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO FUCK OFF

"Confidence!" "Empowerment!" "Positive Role Models" "Broader Ambitions" Yep, you’re right. Feminists are basically a genocidal dictatorship. Totally right. You’ve caught us out.

what the fuck is everyones deal with comparing feminists to nazis like that really says a lot tbh

riothurl:

dysfunctionalqueer:

the-bi-furious-whovian:

imminentdeathsyndrome:

Indoctrination begins early for the feminist agenda. Get ‘em while they still can’t formulate their own opinions about the world and fill them with the lies that will support your ideology. Didn’t the fucking Nazis do that?

AS A JEWISH FEMINIST I AM HEREBY INFORMING YOU THAT YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO FUCK OFF

"Confidence!" "Empowerment!" "Positive Role Models" "Broader Ambitions"
Yep, you’re right. Feminists are basically a genocidal dictatorship.
Totally right.
You’ve caught us out.

what the fuck is everyones deal with comparing feminists to nazis like that really says a lot tbh

dicklessturdpusher:

almightybob:

agoodcartoon:

sadly, a person making minimum wage in america would be baffled by seeing a bill larger than a $5 or $1. a good cartoon.

written by someone that’s never been to or worked in retail

"you deserve poverty for giving me poor customer service"

dicklessturdpusher:

almightybob:

agoodcartoon:

sadly, a person making minimum wage in america would be baffled by seeing a bill larger than a $5 or $1. a good cartoon.

written by someone that’s never been to or worked in retail

"you deserve poverty for giving me poor customer service"

Ol’ faithful #chevvy

Ol’ faithful #chevvy

muthashed:

brooklynboobala:

**THE SIZING**

EACH DRESS IS SIZE 3/4X OR 26/28 BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY RUN QUITE SMALL. I ESTIMATE THEY WOULD BEST FIT A SMALLER 3X OR A LARGE 2X.

**THE QUALITY**

ALL OF THESE DRESSES ARE WELL MADE AND ADORABLE, BUT JUST DID NOT COME CLOSE TO FITTING MY FRAME (BROAD SHOULDERED, BIG BELLIED, TALL!). THEY ARE ALSO STILL IN THEIR PLASTIC BAGS DIRECT FROM THE ONLINE SHOP. I HAVEN’T WORN THEM NOR HAS MY CAT SLEPT ON THEM. :)

**THE LINKS**

In order of appearance:

The Roadside Attraction dress from ModCloth! 

Blue Swallow dress from New Look!

Blue Butterfly skater dress from New Look! 

Printed Smock dress from ASOS!

Palm Print T-Shirt dress with pockets!!

On The Open Seas, a blue sailing dress from ModCloth!


**THE RULES**

1. You don’t have to follow me, it’s ok. I’ll understand. (weepy voice)
2. Likes don’t count. Only reblogs. Doing it more than once won’t help you. Don’t spam your friends, kids! I’ll be removing duplicates with my Excel savviness. 
3. On 3:00pm EST on October 1st, 2014 the clouds shall part and I will announce a random winner.
4. Winner will be chosen like a number in a hat, totally at random. So bribes won’t help you! 
5. I dunno what the other rule is… something important!

**MY REQUEST**

My request about entrants in this giveaway: if you can easily afford these dresses on a regular basis, please don’t enter by reblogging this post. I don’t mean that in a nasty way either. I want these to go to someone who just cannot afford new clothes and a lot of these are appropriate dresses for work or events that someone otherwise can’t purchase. 

I just want to hook up a fattie out there who needs some universal love in the form of fatshion. 

If I forgot anything, you can message me, but uhhhhh, I may have forgotten stuff.

OH RIGHT

Like, I’ll ship anywhere. That’s no problem. 

AANNNNND, WHAT ELSE… 

Questions about sizing? Ummm… I’ll try to answer them. They’re all small fitting for a 26/28 person like me. I’d say these are all made more for 22/24s. Whatever that conversion is in the UK or anywhere else, I really couldn’t tell you!! :(

Good luck, y’all!!!! <3

Please universe be on my side!